Bring Your Holiday Shopping to an End

‘Tis a month before Christmas, and all through the mall      
You’ve searched high and low, but you’ve hit a brick wall. 

The big day is coming, the hours you are counting;

To finish your list, the pressure is mounting.

But racking your brain is quite unpleasant,

As you wander in quest of that one, perfect present,

To give to the special woman in your life,

Whether she’s your girlfriend, fiancée, or wife.

 Then, just when you feel that you’re falling behind,

That thought brings a great idea to mind,

As you suddenly recall a time or two,

When she, quite inadvertently, gave you a clue.

In fact, just last week, as she looked in the mirror,

She screamed when she noticed her sagging posterior.

And, once, you overheard her telling a friend

That she wished she could have a shapely rear end.

So, if you’d like to help her get a booty boost,

And give her a nice, curvy place to roost,

There is only one choice for the ideal gift;

Give your lady our Brazilian Butt Lift! 

She’ll be thrilled to be able to start the New Year

With a youthful, sexy, and perky new rear.

And this is a present that no one will trump,

Because nothing can top an uplifted rump!

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We’ve Got You Covered From All Angles

   No matter how much you eat on Thanksgiving, it will only be an appetizer, because, from then, until the end of the year, you’re going to have a LOT on your plate – literally and figuratively.

Indeed, along with all of your regular responsibilities, there will be an endless stream of get-togethers with friends, relatives, and colleagues.  Furthermore, because everyone who has a cell phone (which means everyone) can take pictures, they’ll all be snapping away with abandon; and most photographs will be candid shots, capturing you from all angles.

If that’s as scary a thought for you as it is for most people, don’t worry; we’ve got you covered.  We offer a wide range of minimally invasive procedures that will give you a firmer, more youthful look, for the holidays, and many years to come.   

 So, whether it’s thinning lips, under-eye bags, sagging skin around your neck, or anything else that has you feeling self-conscious about your appearance, give us a call.  We’ll get you looking spectacular, so there won’t be any disturbing developments this season.

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Great Holiday is Beginning to Take Shape

Well, it’s early November, which means that it’s time to make a resolution
 to finally get into shape.  Heck, why not?  There’s no sense in waiting until January, because, by then, all of the holiday parties will be over; and those are the occasions for which you’ll really want to look your best, especially when mingling with people that you haven’t seen (and who haven’t seen you) in awhile.
On the other hand, perhaps you already made this resolution last New Year’s Eve, but have not yet fulfilled it.  Of course, if that’s the case, then you’d better hurry, because 2012 is only about eight weeks away!  If you think that there’s not enough time to achieve a better figure before then, don’t worry.
From body contouring, to liposuction, we have a variety of safe, non-invasive methods for removing or reducing fat and cellulite, tightening and smoothing your skin, and even reshaping your abdomen, arms, waist, back, thighs, hips, neck, and buttocks.   Whether you want to start transforming yourself in time for the holidays, or get a running start on next year, remember - at the Advanced Liposuction Center, there’s more than one way to skim the fat!       

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