‘Tis a month before Christmas, and all through the mall
You’ve searched high and low, but you’ve hit a brick wall.
The big day is coming, the hours you are counting;
To finish your list, the pressure is mounting.
But racking your brain is quite unpleasant,
As you wander in quest of that one, perfect present,
To give to the special woman in your life,
Whether she’s your girlfriend, fiancée, or wife.
Then, just when you feel that you’re falling behind,
That thought brings a great idea to mind,
As you suddenly recall a time or two,
When she, quite inadvertently, gave you a clue.
In fact, just last week, as she looked in the mirror,
She screamed when she noticed her sagging posterior.
And, once, you overheard her telling a friend
That she wished she could have a shapely rear end.
So, if you’d like to help her get a booty boost,
And give her a nice, curvy place to roost,
There is only one choice for the ideal gift;
Give your lady our Brazilian Butt Lift!
She’ll be thrilled to be able to start the New Year
With a youthful, sexy, and perky new rear.
And this is a present that no one will trump,
Because nothing can top an uplifted rump!
